The Notorious P.I.G.: This Is Indie Games

Posted by Mr. Podunkian at 8:17 pm on January 10th, 2010


Ain’t no Joe Danger like the danger of a Super Joe,
Super Meat Boy (HURR) like Super Mario

The IGF once again repping the PIGScene,
Independent Games (Wait, what does that mean?)

Don’t shit your pants, yet.
You could win the prize,
A Hoshi Saga Ringold Starr
Could be yours if you try!

Pay the fee,
and bend over slow!

While the judges stick it to you up your Seumas Hole.

Give you head Trauma make you babble VVVVVV for days,
Like Jason Rohrer, making games nobody likes to play,
Nobody wants to play another indie game like Braid,
Remember shitty retro games we played when we were eight?
Let’s do em over, pretend we don’t make minimum wage,
And Derek Yu, can you put us on the frontpage?
FUCK INDIE GAMES AAAAAAA
(A reckless disregard for innovation.)

16 Responses to “The Notorious P.I.G.: This Is Indie Games”

  1. iom Says:

    AWESOME
    YOU ARE THE BEST PODUNKIAN
    RYHMIN LIKE A RASTAFARIAN
    FUCK ALL THIS INDIE EMO SHIT
    LOOKING ALL TO BE A MONETARY HIT
    ALL THIS PRETENTIOUS CRAP
    DESERVED THIS BAD RAP

    PODUNKIAN AND SUPERJOE
    ROCKIN’ THE COCONUT TREE
    LIKE IT WAS 1969 YO!

  2. Tom Sennett Says:

    How is this site so much better than all other sites

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  4. Craig Stern Says:

    Hahaha! Well played.

  5. Bob Says:

    Damn, these never cease to amaze the crap out of me.

  6. daphny Says:

    argh this is the best site

  7. LD Says:

    I love your ridiculous indie game songs.

  8. Bennett Says:

    I like how when you started this site, everyone hated you, and now everyone loves you, including me, but probably not including Phil Fish.

  9. quakster Says:

    hey im mr podunkian and i can almost ryme
    i got less smarts than i got free time
    i make really bad games and even worse songs
    rippin off mgs and doukutsu while suckin on some dongs

    as requested by chuchino

  10. Mr. Podunkian Says:

    ownage immemorial

  11. corpus Says:

    exquisite

  12. Lime Says:

    And once again…
    The winner is Podunkian

  13. WHAT Says:

    Bennett, I kind of have the opposite feelings.

  14. Tom Says:

    what the fuck? That was kind of funny for a sec, then it just got all sour grapes n depressing.

  15. Farmergnome Says:

    That was pretty great

  16. liam Says:

    god you guys are such assholes but so amazing, this makes me laugh so much every time I see it, its so true, thanks so much

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